--like ever! Her nose is not even real! Kat and I laughed at what Lia had to say about the girl who's flirting with her "boyfriend". Apparently, she thought I'm not gonna find out about her nose job. Hah! Excuse me!?
Sure thing, L. You know
I took a forkful of my nachos and shoved it into my mouth as the two exchanged `comments` about the nose-job girl.
The cafeteria is packed just like it has always been everyday. We three are in the center of it - literally. We have somewhat made this lunch table officially ours that no one can sit with us, unless invited.
Hey. Can I join?
Are you a QUEEN?! I asked, irritated.
No. But I can be your king. He said, smiling.
I squinted, throwing invisible daggers at him. You have two options Peter. It's either you get out of my face or you say hello to my ice cold drinks. I said through gritted teeth.
Oh, easy dear. He said, taking two necessary steps away from me. Chill my queen. I glared at him. Ok fine, I'd better go. But in case you change your mind, you KNOW how to contact me. He winked then started walking away.
WTF? You know how to contact me my ass.
Wait up Pete! I called him in a sweet voice. Just what I expected, he looked back at me with a big smile on his face. I saw Lia and Kat looked at me, their eyes widening in disbelief. Pete, you know I'm sorry... There! He smiled even wider. Hah! Can you still smile after this? Sorry but I don't have LOSERS in my speed dial!!!
Everyone roared in laughter when I said that, making Peter more embarrassed than he already is. He stormed off right there and then.
That's classic, J. Kat complimented.
I know right?
Hahaha! Fantastic! Lia added, still having a hard time controlling her laughter.
That's noted, Jas.
Of course. I'm awesome.
Hey, look who's coming. Said Kat, and I instantly saw who she was talking about. Oh great. Another loser. Hmmm. This is good, in an EVIL way. >:D
Lia, don't you want to practice what I just showed earlier?
Sure. Gimme a target?
I smiled an evil smile as my gaze shifted to THAT loser.
Oh. Ryan, huh? Haha. I can't wait.
Call. Lia replied, grinning at her Target #1.
She cleared her throat then said, Hi Ryan! She called him with the SAME sweet voice.
The loser looked at us, puzzled. Lia waved a hand at him just so he wouldn't get anymore confused that he was indeed being called by Lia herself. Disbelief washed through him as he gathered his glasses back up to the bridge of his nose, tearing him from reading his filthy comicbook. In the end, he managed to nod a little at Lia.
Have you finished reading? Lia asked innocently. Ryan shook his comicbook a little as if asking if that's what she's referring to. No. Not that one, but the books that you borrowed from me. She paused then looked at me and Kat, slightly raising her eyebrow in excitement. Confusion was visible in the loser's face. Duh. My books! `Gossip Girl` and `Every girl's guide to boys`!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone in hearing range laughed out loud, saying nasty comments like how gay can that loser be as he scrambled to his feet and immediately ran out of the cafeteria.
I was still not done laughing when someone suddenly materialized at the cafeteria door which made me smile genuinely.
If this was a typical story and I was a typical lead character, I might have been jumping from my seat right now, not actually knowing what to do. I would surely be torn between giving him a blank stare, and keeping my head down while my heart is thumping from sheer excitement and all that. Oh please! But since this is not a typical story and I'm not your typical lead, that wasn't my reaction. Instead,
Check who's looking as HOT as ever. I said, still smiling wide.
Oh sure, J. James is way too HOT.
HOT, sure. But look, he's always with a NOT.
Right on cue, the `NOT` came in view. In your typical stories, the one we call not is your lead character. She's the kind, honest, cheerful, demure and
The only guy who wasn't smitten by the Fling Queen's charm, but was trapped with the Goody good girl. Kat said, chuckling with Lia that time.
IKR? Because James is living up to the saying that goes like.. I stopped as they drew near us. James said Hi while Yza can't even look at me in the eye. Duh. I don't even know what James saw in her. Or if he even saw something spectacular with her at the first place.
LOVE is blind! I said then we bursted out laughing.
