Friday, May 28, 2010

The THIRD Story [06]

VI. Splash


So what's
the latest scandal huh? Kat asked while peeking at Lia's laptop. Eating in our usual spot at the cafeteria, Kat was sitting beside Lia who's busy tapping on her keyboard, typing something I have yet to know.

Owell, sort-of a pedo case around the campus. My eyes widened with what Lia had just said. You know Sir Mendez right?

The student-teacher we had last year? He's now a faculty here, right? I answered back.

What about him?

Look at that biatch, 4 o'clock. Kat and I looked at the direction Lia said and I saw a plain, boring sophomore. She looks innocent, right? But as the saying goes, looks can be deceiving. She smirked then gestured us to come closer to her, uttering the most shocking news in the history of Eastern High. That biatch and Mr. Mendez are DATING. I saw them myself last Saturday at the mall, fingers locked and they were acting all too couple-y.

Ohmygahd! Pedo alert! Kat and I exclaimed.

I didn't tell you about it cuz I needed evidence to prove my claim. She smiled a huge smile then continued typing whatever that is that she's typing on her laptop.
Gosh. I didn't imagine that he can do such thing. Smh.

Oh, that's why you're updating the Queens' Haven? Kat asked & Lia nodded.

BTW, Queens' Haven is our blogsite wherein we post stuffs that we are good at. Lia posts gossips surrounding Eastern High, but she doesn't drop names. She gives hints and blurred pictures of whoever her `subject` is so it wouldn't be that much humiliating, or so she claims. Kat on the other hand talks about fashion - from the worst dressed last prom up to some random house parties. Just like Lia, she doesn't drop names but she posts pictures of those worst dressed (with their heads cropped out) then she'd criticize them. As for me, I post those I have had flings with. I put their names, pictures, info, dating habits, best and worst attitudes. But not all of those guys that I dated were posted in Queens' Haven. Half of them are not worthit to be posted there since I just toyed them. The only guy whom I didn't date who got a post in there is the ultimate loser named Peter. Why did I put him there? Because he is downright annoying. And only a guy like him deserves a post like this: I'd rather have my head shaved than date this loser.

And speaking of loser, I'm seeing one who just got inside the cafeteria. The last time he was here was when Lia asked him to return the `Gossip Girl` book that he `borrowed`. Now that I think of it, I MISSED seeing him here. He, atleast, deserves a SURPRISE welcome (back) party, right?. :)

Loser alert. I said in a voice so low that only Kat and Lia could hear. They both glanced at the direction I am looking at then smiled knowingly.


I bet there's a plan being mapped out. She almost giggled at her own realization.

Of course there is. I said, biting the tip of my straw.

Oh dear Jas. You never run out of plans. Lia shook her head almost uninterestedly, tapping at her keyboard again.

Just wait and see. This place is getting boring without our little shows. We need to hype up the mood. I said then smiled my evil smile.

Nerdy boy Ryan is searching for a seat, and obviously nobody wants to sit with him. He was looking everywhere to find a vacant seat, but luck was not on his side, and it never was. Still, he searched and continued walking, too busy to even notice that he's nearing our table - his gateway to embarrassment. His glasses were almost falling off of his nose and his hair was in its usual messy do.


Hell-o. I chirped when he's exactly in front of me and he was surely surprised to see me. He scrambled to skip past us but the it was too late, my foot was already dangerously extended to trip him all over.



*SPLASH!*



OMG nerdy boy what happened to you?? I asked in a sarcastic tone after he lost his balance and spilled his tray of food on the ground. The crowd roared in laughter, like they're seeing a comedy film live.

Ryan looked disoriented that I almost thought he's gonna pass out. A-I'm s-sorry... Y-Yza. I instinctively looked behind me and saw Yza all soaked with Ryan's red tea. WOW. Two birds with one stone!

Ohmy. Nerdy boy. Look at what you've done. Tsk.


It's o-okay Ry, I know you didn't mean it. But Yza, I really do mean it. :) Wait, she called him Ry? Uuy. Close!

Oh RY, don't stress yourself too much. Yza said she's cool with it. Why don't you try it again? I said while grinning, making the two of them look at me.

Lia & Kat were still laughing their hearts out, as well as the rest of the students inside the cafe. The laughters ended abruptly when James came. But of course, it was expected of him to help Yza and all that. They looked at each for so long like they're the only ones in here before James finally...







WALKED OUT?! Oh wow! This is a major development! James left the all-soaked damsel in distress of this story, speechless. :) This scene is PRICELESS!